green bean museum makes the news!
travel-swine.com news bulletin
Columbia, SC – Legume Air, Inc., Porkyard Resorts International, and the State of South Carolina have announced a partnership for the Southeast’s newest tourist attraction, the Green Bean Museum in Lake City. At a joint press conference with Legume Air and Porkyard Resorts spoke Sen. Kevin Bryant (R-Anderson) “My constituents are ecstatic. The phone has been ringing off the hook demanding tax increases to earmark these kinds of projects. One constituent from Powdersville suggested we consider a Pork & Bean Museum to compliment the Green Bean Museum.” Bryant later added: “Next year, I’ll be pursuing funding for a similar project in my district, ‘The Duck Strut’”. “This yearly festival will feature the ducks of Cater’s Lake and hot air balloon festivities. The project will be supplemented with local impact fees and an increase in grocery taxes. Also, they appreciate the surprise effects of good-ole-boy back-room deals.”
“This incredible tourist attraction has caused us to put off all plans to focus on the expected demand for direct flights to Lake City. We initially have 2 daily direct flights from JFK, LAX & Seattle-Tacoma to Lake City,” said Henri Mariana, Legume Air Expansion Vice President.
Porkyard Resorts International representative, Butch Carlisle was just as optimistic. “Our partnership with Legume Air will be the highlight vacation package of 2008. Our new Porkyard Resort will begin with 4 presidential suites, 25 executive suites, and 257 standard rooms. Our next step is to request a line item in next year’s budget for resort expansion.” Carlisle added: We were overwhelmed the good people of South Carolina are progressive minded enough to fund the Green Bean Museum. The taxpayers of South Carolina don’t seem to mind at all. This year, they are turning down any refunds of the expected nearly $1.5 billion. They’d rather see the money spent by their trusted General Assembly’s shadow earmarks and slush funds on wonderful projects like the Green Bean Museum.”
David McIntosh of travel-swine.com
April 24th, 2007 at 3:17 am
HOW CAN YOU JOKE AROUND ABOUT A SUBJECT SO SERIOUS AS THE GOVERNMENT STEALING THE MONEY FROM THE TAXPAYER?
April 24th, 2007 at 3:17 am
HOW CAN YOU JOKE AROUND ABOUT A SUBJECT SO SERIOUS AS THE GOVERNMENT STEALING THE MONEY FROM THE TAXPAYER?
April 24th, 2007 at 3:21 am
You are correct this is a serious matter, but the spending is ridiculous, even laughable. I think a parody post might get your attention, which it did. Thanks for visiting.
April 24th, 2007 at 3:21 am
You are correct this is a serious matter, but the spending is ridiculous, even laughable. I think a parody post might get your attention, which it did. Thanks for visiting.
April 26th, 2007 at 12:31 am
Hey, at Cater’s lake do you think you could disinfect the picnic tables?
Maybe put some lights out there at night so a certain person won’t be tempted to play hide the salami with a subordinate?
April 26th, 2007 at 12:31 am
Hey, at Cater’s lake do you think you could disinfect the picnic tables?
Maybe put some lights out there at night so a certain person won’t be tempted to play hide the salami with a subordinate?
April 19th, 2008 at 3:31 am
Senator Bryant, you are doing a wonderful thing for the people. We have fought so hard for transparency in our local government’s spending. Our County Administrator has made a mockery of the entire democratic process by his use of public monies to defend his practices. Thank you, thank you, thank you!
August 11th, 2008 at 4:14 am
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